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80,000 blondes meet in London for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid
Convention". The master of ceremonies says "We are all here
today to prove to the world that blondes are not stupid. Can
I have a volunteer?".
One blonde steps up. The master of ceremonies says to her:
"What is 15 plus 15?" After 15 or 20 seconds she says
"Eighteen." Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.
Then 80,000 blondes start cheering "Give her another chance,
give her another chance."
The master of ceremonies says "Well since we've gone to the
trouble of getting 80,000 of you here and the world wide
press, I guess we can give her another chance". So he says
"What is 5 plus 5?". After nearly 30 seconds she eventually
says "Ninety?" The master of ceremonies sighs - everyone is
crestfallen and the blonde starts crying and 80,000 girls
start yelling "Give her another chance, give her another
chance".
The master of ceremonies, unsure whether or not he is doing
more harm than damage, eventually says "Ok! One more chance.
What is 2 plus 2?" The girl closes her eyes and after a
whole minute eventually says "Four".
Around the stadium 80,000 blondes start yelling "Give her
another chance, give her another chance."